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Hazel takes Shane on our first trip across the pond! We’re learning about one of Northern Ireland’s most… impactful exports.

This is the story of Mary Mallon: cook, part-time nightclub bouncer, and the infamous patient zero of New York’s typhoid epidemic. When in the Big Apple, eh?

Plus, Shane brings out some startling revelations about his own hygiene. 

Find us on social media @thehazelhayes and @shanetodd or @shanetoddcomedy. Just ask the Salmon of Knowledge if you're unsure.

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