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Welcome to another week in paradise! Your hosts, as ever, are Luke and Pete. Your subjects this time around are, in no particular order, animals that have lived the longest, trees with coins bashed into them, deer velvet, ice skating, car parking and Pete's historic constipation.

We also take the time to recount a story courtesy of one of our listeners about a European cycle trip gone awry, and it's a belter. 

Have a great week!

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